It was a day I would remember
I think it was somewhere in December
I got up, struggling to my feet
But I felt wanted something to eat
I saw toasts kept in front of me
I counted them very carefully
But I shuddered when I finished the count
1 + 1 = 3 was what i had to count
I could'nt make out how was that done
But this was not a matter of fun
I pondered hard all day
Whatever come come may
I counted my own eyes
And my own ears
But what I got was full of fear
1 + 1 = 3 was what it turned out to be
And that took out the lights off me
I almost fainted that day
I decided to ask the teacher that day
But she said that 1 + 1 = 2
But every time I got the result as 1 + 1 = 3
I had three hands, three feet
And moreover three toasts to eat
And then in the night
It dawned upon me
Now I need not fight
Because now, I had realized that 1 + 1 = 2
It was nothing but my horrendous mistake
A big,enormous and huge utterly mistake
The biggest in my life
It seemed like I had slipped on ice
I still laugh when I remember the day
When 1 and 1 made 3..

